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Tonkytown is very new village set on highest mountain in land, fearsome Mount Crom. Its inhabitants are friendly, black-magic fearing folk. You have black magic? You not come to Tonkytown, even if someone take you there. You not have black magic? You want to go to Tonkytown? Someone take you to Tonkytown. You very welcome.
Legend say, Tonk hunt deer one day, and find himself far from home. "Great sky gods," he shout, "Tonk am wet and hungry, and maybe Tonk should not have left forest. Grant Tonk shelter in strange land, that he may have dry place to make fire, scratch ass with stick." Sky gods hear Tonk prayer, and send mountain to comfort him. Mountain land on Tonk, and Tonk badly hurt. When he come to, he discover rest of his tribe come looking for him, build hut on roof of his new mountain-cave.
Other legend say, Tonk get drunk on fermented onion one night, get lost on way home, and accidentally carve totem pole thinking he digging latrine pit for bad onion stomach.
No one know which legend true, only that for much time after, totem pole smell of onion, and Tonk have headache.